THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE! ...friggin nitwit
A Georgia bride-to-be who vanished just days before her wedding turned up in New Mexico and fabricated a tale of abduction before admitting Saturday that she had gotten cold feet and "needed some time alone," police said.
"It turns out that Miss Wilbanks basically felt the pressure of this large wedding and could not handle it," said Randy Belcher, the police chief in Duluth, Ga., the Atlanta suburb where Wilbanks lives with her fiance. He said there would be no criminal charges.
This is exactly the kind of case that should be prosecuted!
This selfish bitch not only causes grief to her friends, family, and that poor bastard she was going to marry, but she caused alot of trouble and EXPENSE to those searching for her sorry ass!
Hey, you wanna run from your wedding, go ahead. But to leave what appears to be an abduction scene, cut your hair to avoid being recognized... I don't know what you think, but to me it sounds like a criminal act or at least actionable in a civil court for damages and costs arising from her stupidity!
If you're going to charge hikers, skiers and every other adventurer who gets lost in the wilderness for the cost of rescue efforts, we certainly should punish this nitwit who can't handle her high pressure wedding.
14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen... who is this bitch, the Queen of England?
It's time to pay your pound of flesh, if you have any to spare...