So, now the liberal media is going to start the campaign of making Saddam look like a great guy instead of the monster he is... here's some of the cutesy things we're being told about this wonderful man...

Saddam Hussein is a friendly, talkative clean freak who loves Raisin Bran for breakfast, does his own laundry and insists he is still president of Iraq

Loves Raisin Bran, wow! does his own laundry, what a hard worker... Then the schizophenia shows its face "I'm still the President" ...yeah, ok, I love how you decorated your palace your majesty...

He said he greatly admired president Ronald Reagan and thought president Bill Clinton was "OK", but had harsh words for both president Bushes. "The Bush father, son, no good." Towards the end he was saying that he doesn't hold any hard feelings and he just wanted to talk to Bush, to make friends with him.

...Jeez, good thing he didn't say this during the election, Kerry would have made this one of his main platforms...

Saying of Bush, "He knows I have nothing, no mass weapons. He knows he'll never find them."

...here's a beautiful Freudian slip, "he knows he'll never find them" ...by saying "them" it is an acknowledgement that "they" are real...

"He was like: 'You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean".

...glad we know your preferences on women, unfortunately, you're gonna get reamed by a big, strong guy named Abdul a few times before you get the chair... Maybe you should enlighten us on "pleasing" a woman, what's your "move"?

The soldiers said Saddam was preoccupied with cleanliness, washing up after shaking hands and using diaper wipes to clean his meal trays, his utensils table before eating

...did you wash up after sending people to your torture chambers?

So now that he's finished auditioning for "Father Knows Best" let's get on to reality... He's a murderer, a racist, a despot, a tyrant and did I say murderer yet? Now he's gonna be a prison bitch, then he's going to be a large beef jerky when they are done frying him...

Ah, life...ain't it great?