MY LIST... do you really care?
So I figured why not make up my own list. Just a few arbitrary top fives...
TOP 5 MOVIES:
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Shaun of the Dead
The Devil's Advocate
Night of the Living Dead
TOP 5 CHINESE FOODS:
chicken and scallions
TOP 5 PLACES TO VISIT IN PA:
Bird In Hand
TOP 5 BADASSES
Richard Marcinko - Rogue Warrior
Gene Snitsky - my cousin WWE wrestler
Bas Rutten - Mixed Martial Arts
Bill Kazmaier - World's Strongest Man
The United States Marines
TOP 5 FUNNY MOVIE QUOTES
"Toby? Toby... Toby Wong? Toby Wong... Toby Chung? Fuckin' Charlie Chan... I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap, I don't know what coming out of my right..."
"Screws fall out all the time, it's an imperfect world..."
"My brother always said "Drowning in beer would be like heaven"... Now he's gone and I got two soakers... this isn't heaven this sucks!..."
"Sir, one more word and I will strangle you with my microphone wire..."
"Well, I'm sure it would bother me if I wasn't so heavily sedated..."
There you go, I don't know what they mean or who cares, but maybe they're funny to see... probably not, but hey, it's an effort...