MORE STUFF I'M SICK OF...
Jews get blamed for every problem that George Bush doesn't get blamed for. People have been kicking the Jews for a long time. Most of it goes back to the killing of a false diety named Hay-zeus or something... or the fact that they own all the money in the world... Talk about a bunch of bullshit! The Arab League is hellbent on killing off the Jews and the Jews are finally starting to fight back... Go Israel! Fuck these arab pricks! They are using oil in their jihad against us every day... LET THEM CHOKE ON THEIR OIL! Which brings me to my next point...
OIL COMPANIES/GAS PRICES/CONSERVATIONISTS...
BP OIL has announced that they will stop production due to the fact that they have not taken care of their pipelines for 14 years. This amounts to the crime of risking a catastrophe and they should be hung by the neck until dead for their crimes... Oh yeah, oil prices will now rise... Hurricane? Raise the oil prices... War in the Middle East? Raise the oil prices... Heat Wave? Raise the oil prices... Some guy got caught fucking a prostitute? Raise the oil prices...!!! I'm sick of it!!! Kill every polar bear, starting drilling in Alaska, Knock down the Rocky Mountains, pump out the trillion barrels waiting there, and start building nuclear plants... It's time we stop being slaves to these dicks...
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS...
One word ILLEGAL!!! You break into my house? You're getting shot where you stand... Break into my country? Death by lead poisoning...
THE MEDIA...
Fake photos, using dead kids as props, slanting stories to achieve your political desires, false headlines to make people think it's reality... Talk about a bunch of lying bastards! The only ones who are more full of shit are priests... and people believe those scumbags too!!
BODY COUNTS...
100 dead, 1000 dead, 2000 dead... who gives a rat's ass? It's a war, people die... I don't think enough are dying, these countries are pussyfooting around to try to look civil while murdering... Remember, WAR is destruction... Proceed with carpetbombing!!! Oh no! People will hate us! Bullshit, we leveled Hiroshima and Nagasaki... We are on fairly good terms with Japan... and yes, it's terrible when our boys die in the Middle East, but remember the number of deaths in our past... civil war, WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam... drop in the bucket
PEOPLE IN JAIL...
I'm tired of jailbirds having more rights than law abiding citizens. Put them in a room with a bed and a toilet, feed them, and put them to work... Road crews, cleaning crews, and picking the crops... They are a drag on our resources, make them pay for their crimes... We have enough license plates, FIX THE POTHOLES!!!!
REALTORS...
I have alot of money I want to spend on some acreage. Do you think any realtor is willing to actually do anything to earn their commission? Me and my wife have our real estate licenses but do not practice... It's amazing how many people out there must not need to make money...
WANNABE'S...
Wannabe tough guys, pornstars, divas, and so many other classifications... Hey, you think you're tough? Come here fake rap tough guy, I've studied the art of pain, I'll make you cry like a bitch... Gang bangers who think marksmanship is just "Spray and Pray" ...try hitting a kill zone under extreme pressure, repeatedly...
Girls wondering why they are pregnant at 12... LOOK AT YOUR DAUGHTERS MYSPACE PAGE! Yeah, that's your sweet little angel showing her cookies... she's fucking and sucking and you have no clue about it... Wake up parents, your daughters are acting like pigs trying to fit in....
Or you have the ones who think that THEY are entitled to everything their parents worked for even before they die... Your daughters think they are Paris Hilton... If they ever bake you a cake, check around the house for an empty rat poison box...
IDIOTS...
Hey, I have a camera and an internet connection! Watch while I snort tabasco sauce, or beat up a homeless guy, skin a cat or staple my balls to my leg... If someone ever shot me with a paintball gun while I slept, you'd see me on the evening news for murder. Parents, do not buy your kids video cameras, nothing good came come of it!
LOWLIFES...
Ah, life is good... I own a home, have a nice car, live by the rules... SHIT! Someone just slashed my tires! Some douchebag is blasting his stereo at 4 in the morning! Some asshole is tailgating me with his high beams on! Can't we come up with more reasons for justifiable homicide?
LAWYERS, FAGGOTS AND C*NTS... Yeah, I said it, but not how you're thinking... These are people who use the tactic of "reporting" you to a higher authority to get you in trouble needlessly... Sorry, you're fired because you suck at your job...YOU'RE BEING SUED!!! BooHoo! Mr Human Resource Manager, he yelled at me! YOU'RE OUT OF A JOB!!! He won't rent to me because I look like an idiot CALL THE ACLU!!!
I'm basically sick of everyone trying to impose their will on me, a law abiding, country loving, legal citizen of the United States... The real World War III is on it's way, but I think it may start right in our own back yards...
...just don't believe the news when they report it